[12] Unfortunately, my copy of the original report (along with other documents studied in preparing this article) has been temporarily misplaced in my recent, unanticipated move from the Seiber Islands to the Marivellas. I am, however, quite sure that any competent scientific analysis of the two (human) faces in the photgraph will prove that that there is at least some shared DNA.

[13] The following notice was found in the cigar box described in the article.